upgradering

[Wasp_EAF331]

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed
That the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon
was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
itself into all other programs and launches during system
initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and
Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
selected. I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking
about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on
this program. Can you please help me !!!???

Thanks,

A TROUBLED USER

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Dear TROUBLED USER,

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run
everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your
system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is
gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program
files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend
7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to
install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings- Alimony/Child
support".

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation. I suggest
installing background application program C: YES DEAR to alleviate
software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also
suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults
(GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that
might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will
be to enter the command C: APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of
C: YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the operating system will return to normal.

The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the
GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider
buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I
recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances
install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported
application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to
the operating system.
Best of Luck,
Tech
Support

[Andreas]

Underbar!!!

[Wasp_EAF331]

Vad som fort glöms bort när man upgraderar till Wife1.0 är det att Svärmor 1.XL oftast följer med på köpet ;)

Jag har provat alla Antivirus program men 1.XL finns fortfarande kvar i bakgrunden......:-/

[Horizon]

ROTFLMAO !!  :p :p

Klockrent Wasp!

Det här måste skickas vidare till kompisarna (företrädesvis de som verkligen behöver hjälp... :D ).

[Wasp_EAF331]

Hmmm, jag undrar om man kan köra dubbla os? Har hört talas om ett som Franskt som heter Mistress 10.0... Problemt då blir väl att alla system resurser går åt till Mistress 10.0.....