Söka jobb?

[griffin]

Här är några saker att undvika på intervjun...

http://work911.com/articles/humorinterviews.htm

[Horizon]

15. "... wouldn't get out of the chair until I would hire him. I had to call the police."

20. "... pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him."

22. "Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much." Lysande!

27. "His attache [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume."

34. "Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk."   

Den sista var riktigt bra. Många skratt ikväll.