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Started by Clark, September 08, 2004, 12:40:43

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Clark

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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the
Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:


1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."


2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."


3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."


4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious."


5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."


6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew."


8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field."


9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

/C
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