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Started by harry_swe, February 17, 2005, 14:14:28

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Jotte

Risk föreliggar att killarna låter såhär.

CAPTION: 'SOMEWHERE IN ENGLAND, 1944'
The squadron leader enters an RAF officers' mess and takes off his helmet.
Bovril    Morning, Squadron Leader.
Squadron Leader    What-ho, Squiffy.
Bovril    How was it?
Squadron Leader    Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Bovril    Er, I'm afraid I don't quite follow you, Squadron Leader.
Squadron Leader    It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry...pranged his kite right in the how's yer father...hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Bovril    No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.
Squadron Leader    Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy.
Bovril    Hold on then. (shouts) Wingco!
Wingco    Yes!
Bovril    Bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's banter for a sec, would you?
Wingco    Can do.
Bovril    Jolly good.
Wingco    Fire away.
Squadron Leader    (draws a deep breath and looks slightly uncertain, then starts even more deliberately than before) Bally Jerry...pranged his kite...right in how's yer father...hairy blighter...dicky-birdied...feathered back on his Sammy...took a waspy...flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie...
Wingco    ...No, don't understand that banter at all.
Squadron Leader    Something up with my banter, chaps?
   A siren goes. The door bursts open and an out-of-breath young pilot rushes in in his flying gear.
Pilot    Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and fours and let's get the bacon delivered!
   General incomprehension. They look at each other.
Wingco    Do you understand that?
Squadron Leader    No, didn't get a word of it.
Wingco    Sorry old man, we don't understand your banter.
Pilot    You know...bally ten-penny ones dropping in the custard...(searching for words) un...Charlie Choppers chucking a handful...
Wingco    No, no...sorry.
Bovril    Say it a bit slower, old chap.
Pilot    Slower banter, sir?
Wingco    Ra-ther!
Pilot    Um...sausage squad up the blue end?
Squadron Leader    No, still don't get it.
Pilot    Um...cabbage crates coming over the briny?
Squadron Leader    No.
Others    No, no....
   Stock film of a German bombing raid.

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Horizon

Hehehe... Killarna ser ut att ha det skoj ute i fält. Härligast är ju ändå han som klättrar upp i trädet och ska mata fåglarna. Vad fick de? LSD? Tycker mest att det verkar vara någon form av skrattnoja som man kan få av hasch.
We're standing here by the abyss, and the world is in flames
Two star-crossed lovers reaching out, to the beast with many names

griffin

"det verkar vara"...

hahaha, och det skall vi tro på... vaddå verkar... erkänn nu :D :D :D
snappahead

Horizon

Jag är ren som snö. Vit snö alltså. :)

Den här har väl varit uppe förut, men den passar väldigt bra in i sammanhanget, så jag länkar friskt:



:)
We're standing here by the abyss, and the world is in flames
Two star-crossed lovers reaching out, to the beast with many names