"Apparently, I'm not having sex tonight either"

[ft]

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ

so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with

their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the

passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like

it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every

husband on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for

me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying,

"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the

bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time

with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a

big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she

tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't

decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said,

lets get a pair for each outfit.

We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of

diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave

short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis

bracelet

when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all

dear,

let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't

feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled

"WHAT???!!!"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for

me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,

I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the

things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

[Horizon]

Naahh, det är bara en gammal skröna att män skulle ha ett större sexbehov än kvinnor... men den var rätt bra faktiskt... :)

[griffin]

Fniss. :D

[Andreas]

LOL

[Jotte]

ROFL!!! :D

[deBug]

Fan va bra!:p

[simon]

HOHOHO!