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Fin blondin-historia =)

Started by Horizon, July 09, 2003, 12:31:39

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Horizon

Fick den här av en tjej i USA. Hon är brunett och älskar att leta efter skämt om blondiner... :)

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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police
cruiser pulled her over and the officer walked up to the car. The
police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the
blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally
said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said: "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small
rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and
said, " AHA! This must be my driver's license" and handled it to the
blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and
said, "You're free to go. If I had known you were a police officer
too, we could have avoided all this hassle."

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:D
We're standing here by the abyss, and the world is in flames
Two star-crossed lovers reaching out, to the beast with many names

Jotte