Do you like Chuck Norris?

[BEQ]

If you can see Chuck Norris

[F16_Filur]

"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of ââ,¬Å"beardââ,¬Â.
Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesusââ,¬â,,¢
obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.".

:-)

[simon]

Hahaha, älskar såna här skämt!
Har läst liknande om vin Diesel... Vetifan var bara. Jag återkommer!

:D

[Obizzz]

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1654409/

[Horizon]

When Chuck Norrisââ,¬â,,¢s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, ââ,¬Å"Donââ,¬â,,¢t worry about it honey,ââ,¬Â and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, ââ,¬Å"Never question Chuck Norris."

lol :D