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Vid sidan av... => Humor! => Topic started by: Horizon on November 16, 2006, 23:10:20

Title: Giving 118%
Post by: Horizon on November 16, 2006, 23:10:20
This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like
this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they
are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those
meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in
life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty
that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you
close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the
top.

:D
Title: Replying to Topic 'Giving 118%'
Post by: Andreas on November 17, 2006, 10:12:52
HAHA!