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Vid sidan av... => Humor! => Topic started by: BEQ on December 17, 2005, 17:03:03

Title: Do you like Chuck Norris?
Post by: BEQ on December 17, 2005, 17:03:03
If you can see Chuck Norris (http://gpetzold.swifthost.net/wp/2005/do-you-like-chuck-norris/)
Title: Replying to Topic 'Do you like Chuck Norris?'
Post by: F16_Filur on December 17, 2005, 19:15:54
"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of ââ,¬Å"beardââ,¬Â.
Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesusââ,¬â,,¢
obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.".

:-)
Title: Replying to Topic 'Do you like Chuck Norris?'
Post by: simon on December 21, 2005, 08:53:13
Hahaha, älskar såna här skämt!
Har läst liknande om vin Diesel... Vetifan var bara. Jag återkommer!

:D
Title: Replying to Topic 'Do you like Chuck Norris?'
Post by: Obizzz on January 24, 2006, 21:21:37
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1654409/
Title: Replying to Topic 'Do you like Chuck Norris?'
Post by: Horizon on January 24, 2006, 22:45:24
When Chuck Norrisââ,¬â,,¢s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, ââ,¬Å"Donââ,¬â,,¢t worry about it honey,ââ,¬Â and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, ââ,¬Å"Never question Chuck Norris."

lol :D
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