I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every
husband on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying,
"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the
bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a
big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't
decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said,
lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave
short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
bracelet
when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear,
let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT???!!!"
I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,
I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the
things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
Naahh, det är bara en gammal skröna att män skulle ha ett större sexbehov än kvinnor... men den var rätt bra faktiskt... :)
Fniss. :D
LOL
ROFL!!! :D
Fan va bra!:p
HOHOHO!