Largest but not brightest Navy.....

Started by Jotte, May 03, 2002, 13:43:04

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Jotte

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995 Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations

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Americans:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians:
Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course!!

Canadians:
No I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP

Canadians:
This is a lighthouse. Your call.


:D :D :D

Mr Jim

Den där är fin :)
\"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing\" - Edmund Burke (1729-1797)

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Fancy

Hur löste sig detta då??? :)

Fancy out!

Fingol

Amerikanarna Nuka väll fyren, för de kunde ju inte ha fel ;)
All your base are belong to us.

Horizon

We're standing here by the abyss, and the world is in flames
Two star-crossed lovers reaching out, to the beast with many names

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