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Humor! / När man behöver bra disningar....
« on: February 12, 2002, 01:06:47 »
kan man vraka och välja här. :)
Officer Evaluation Report Comments
1) Actual lines out of U.S. Military OERs (Officer Efficiency Reports):
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
- A room temperature IQ.
- Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
-A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus
-A prime candidate for natural reselection.
-Bright as Alaska - in December.
-Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
-So dense, light bends around him.
-If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
-If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
-Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
-The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
2) Actual excerpts from Royal Navy and Marine officer fitness reports:
...His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
...I would not breed from this officer.
...He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
...He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
...This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
...Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
...She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. ...
...He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
...Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap
..This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
Officer Evaluation Report Comments
1) Actual lines out of U.S. Military OERs (Officer Efficiency Reports):
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
- A room temperature IQ.
- Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
-A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus
-A prime candidate for natural reselection.
-Bright as Alaska - in December.
-Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
-So dense, light bends around him.
-If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
-If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
-Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
-The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
2) Actual excerpts from Royal Navy and Marine officer fitness reports:
...His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
...I would not breed from this officer.
...He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
...He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
...This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
...Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
...She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. ...
...He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
...Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap
..This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot