NOrdic SImulator Group

// TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
// Project: Chicago(tm)
// Projected release-date: Summer 1998

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "bill_rulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
(
while(!CRASHED) (
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();

    if (first_time_installation) (
         make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
         do_nothing_loop();
         totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
         search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
         hang_system();
    )

    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();

    if (still_not_crashed) (
         display_copyright_message();
         do_nothing_loop();
         basically_run_windows_3.1();
         do_nothing_loop();
         do_nothing_loop();
    )
)

if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu()) (
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
)

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
    system_memory = open("a:|swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something) (
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
)

create_general_protection_fault();
)  

Hehe... finns i några olika versioner som alla är rätt skoj =)

Hehe, den var fin...

Men ni har väl inte missat WinRG!?

Skall leta fram en länk!

Menar du http://www.deanliou.com/WinRG/ ?

Nädå, den är bra! =)

Här finns den för nedladdning (plus lite bonus) =)

http://planetmirror.com.au/pub/winrg/

Den var precis den jag menade, Sledge.

Underbart OS... :p

Btw: Mysteriet med Britneys bröst var rätt kul... :)

Hehe...